Title: Welcome Back, Carter!

Author: Geonn

Email: neil_j_miser@yahoo.com

Pairing: Sam/Janet

Rating: R

Category: Humor

Content Warnings: None. Implied sauciness

Spoilers: None

Notes: I had to grab this one ASAP before someone beat me to it ;-D

Challenge: ER episode titles

Decontamination. MRI. X-Ray. Physical examination. Shots. Poking, prodding, fiddling with body parts. "Was this rash here before you left? Did you eat anything off-world?"

Jack grumbled. "I don't see why Sam gets a private post-mission physical."

Janet exited the private exam room, smiling brightly. "You're cleared."

Sam exited behind the doctor, flushed, fastening her belt. She glanced at her team and smiled. "Good to know, Ja... Dr. Fraiser."

"Welcome back to Earth, Major Carter," Janet beamed, looking like the cat that ate the canary.

Sam blushed deep crimson and scurried away as quick as she could.

Janet disappeared from the infirmary a few minutes later.