Title: Love Handles

Author: Geonn

Email: neil_j_miser@yahoo.com

Rating: PG13

Challenge: #15, Resolutions

Category: Humor

Spoilers: None

Love Handles 1

Janet panted, sweating profusely. She brought one hand up, sweeping it across her brow to keep the sweat from her eyes. Her knees went up, her feet pushed down. Her hands held tight the handlebars of the stair machine.

Sam stood nearby, watching. "You know you don't have to."

"Fifteen... pounds," Janet argued.

"Janet..."

"It's my resolution."

Sam sighed and moved closer. "You don't have an ounce of fat on you."

"Are you kidding?" Janet scoffed. "I have... love handles!"

Sam rolled her eyes. She physically lifted Janet from the exercise bike and took her to the bedroom to show her why they were called love handles.

Love Handles II

Sam kissed Janet. "Well? I'd say that burned off about three thousand calories."

Janet smiled and stroked Sam's cheek. "You don't think I'm..."

"What? Overweight?" Sam smiled. Her hand curved against Janet's bare hip. "You weren't too heavy when you were sitting on my face."

Janet blushed furiously. "Saaam...!"

Sam kissed Janet. "You're perfect. Whether you gain fifteen pounds or lose it."

"More of me to love, right?" Janet sighed.

"No. It makes you a real person." She slid under the blankets and kissed Janet's belly. "Absolutely perfect. Don't kill yourself to lose fifteen non-existent pounds."

"Okay. But... how about another round of calisthenics?"

Sam went to work.