Title: Girls Will Be Boys

Email: neil_j_miser@yahoo.com

Author: Geonn

Pairing: Sam/Janet

Rating: R

Warnings: One word they likely wouldn't say on TV... ;-D

Challenge: Items Starting with "B"

Sam adjusted her baseball cap, then twinged the whiskers on the edges of her glued-on mustache. "It looks alright?"

"I'm sure," Janet said.

Sam sighed and reached down, adjusting the tube sock in her jeans. "I look ridiculous."

"It's a dark theater," Janet responded. "No one will be able to see anything but the mustache. The key to a good disguise is subtilty."

Sam sighed. "If you're sure this is the only way you'll neck with me in a theater..."

"It is. Two women would draw too much attention, but a man and a woman is okay. Now, adjust your jeans. Your balls are dropping."