Title: No Lame Excuses

Email: neil_j_miser@yahoo.com

Author: Geonn

Pairing: Sam/Janet

Rating: R

Category: Humor

Spoilers: None

Challenge: Excuses

Sam sat next to Janet at the baseball game, eyeing the brunette's rear as they took their seats.

"Ooh, look out," Sam said, quickly brushing a hand down Janet's denim-clad rear as she attempted to sit. "There was a bee," she explained.

"Oh," Janet said. "Thanks."

When they got up to leave, Sam began swatting at Janet's hind-end. "You have a little dust on your jeans."

"Uh-huh." Janet said.

That night, Janet dropped her robe, revealing her nudity. "Sam?" The blonde looked up and Janet grinned at her look of undisguised lust. "Get over here and grab my ass. But no lame excuses this time."