Title: Costume Contest at the SGC

Author: Geonn

Email: neil_j_miser@yahoo.com

Pairing: Sam/Janet

Rating: PG

Category: Humor

Content Warnings: Sexual innuendo?

Spoilers: None

Challenge: Use You don't understand, Janet. I don't want to take it off from Upgrades.

Janet laughed and high-fived Sam as the blonde walked in the door. "All right!" the doctor said. "First place?"

"Yep," Sam beamed.

Janet whooped. They had spent ages getting the Hathor costume just right. The red wig, kohl outlining her eyes, an appropriately revealing outfit (actually a Princess Leia costume from "Return of the Jedi") and a voice synthesizer. "C'mon, I'll help you get out of that while you tell me about the guy's costumes."

She started upstairs, stopped by Sam's hand on her shoulder. "You don't understand, Janet. I don't want to take it off... at least... not right away."

Janet was intrigued.