Title: Who's Our Next Caller?

Author: Geonn

Email: neil_j_miser@yahoo.com

Pairing: None

Rating: G

Category: Humor

Content Warnings: None

Spoilers: None

Challenge: Put Janet in another show (Frasier)

"Next up, Dr. Crane, we have Janet, from Colorado Springs on line 3."

"Go ahead, caller. I'm listening," Frasier said.

"Well," the woman started, hesitating. "I'm in the Air Force. The reason I'm calling is because I'm having these... feelings for someone."

"Someone you work with?"

"Yes. And... if I tell the person, I'm afraid it would just ruin the relationship we already have. If... this person... said no, I'd not only be crushed, I'd lose a dear friend."

"Caller, pardon me for interrupting, but if I may ask... what prompted you to call my show?"

"To tell the truth?" Janet said. "It was your name."