The Others

Godfrey

Was first seen as the manager of the Mr Cluck's family restaurant bossing Lily around. She eventually got him fired for sneezing into the salad bar. He popped up next as the manager of the Clinque counter and fired Bobbi Glass from her Xmas job after a complaint from Nicole. He then moved to the DMV and issued Lily with her licence, complete with unflattering photo. Next he stalked and enticed Bobbi into a sub/dom relationship. He videod her as 'Veronica Pain' and blackmailed into continuing by threatening exposure to the PTA, she called his bluff and he let her go. He attended the McWedding as the officiating cleric who also took Carmen's lengthy confession. He next fronted the 'Who should Brooke McQueen date?' focus group presentation. But he's a priest again (Father Fraud as Sam dubbed him) brought in by Mary Cherry to exorcise the Nicole possessed Harrison. And finally he was the film director who rejected Mary Cherry for a role in 'Booze Cock Monster'. "This is the one I'll be remembered for," he says proudly. 

Ceasar Croutons

He is the balding, greasy, seafood restaurant owner fixated on blondes who clashed with Lily over lobsters. He also runs the Breasts 'n' Thighs strip club and the Ceasar's Allstar Bowl at which the blondes and the brunettes settled their differences about natural selection.

Wanda Rickets

Formerly a cheerleader at Lynyrd Skynyrd High in Tupelo, Texas. She was framed for drug use by Billy-Bob Smelt to gain revenge for her snubbing him. After Mary Cherry brought her to Kennedy High she ended up living in the Novak and poledancing at Breasts 'n' Thighs.

Hellacious Akers

A triple Homecoming Queen and ferocious blonde in a red dress, she was Bobbi Glass' high school idol and tormentor. Called in by Calvin Krupps to boost the junior year HQ race after Brooke droppped out, she backed Nicole and Mary Cherry's joint ticket against Carmen, who was being supported by Ms Glass. They smeared Carmen as a teen alcoholic then stole and stuffed the ballot box to fix the result in their favour. On discovering this, Calvin revoked her privileges and Bobbi finally got her revenge and punched her out.

Jaime Gunn

Ex-pupil of Ms Hall, now producer of Entertainment Today. She offered Sam and Brooke ten minutes of fame as producer and presenter, but in the end they decided to pass on the opportunity as their film of Josh was exploitative of him.

Wesley Chu

The TV advertised lawyer hired by Emory to sue the school for harassment, quickly dismissed by Ms Hall.

Tai Chi Master

The Chinese sage who advised Brooke, Josh, and Harrison in spiritual matters.

Jerome Friendly

The police officer who raided Breasts 'n' Thighs and arrested Mike McQueen.

Dr Joe Pudmerkin

The psychoanalyst who provided pre-wedding councelling for the Cherrys and the McFamily. He was also treating Mr Vincent.

Shaggy Louise Grout

The 16-year-old cheerleader who gave birth to Nicole Julian in the restroom of a greasy spoon in Fontana and then gave her up for adoption. She is now presumed dead, but as there is no solid proof of that, who knows?

Mary Lou Parker

The lunch lady who pretended to be the deceased Shaggy Louise Grout in order to extort money from the Julian family. She would have taken $50,000 from Judy to go away but Nicole found out and sent her away with nothing.

Judy Julian

Adopted Nicole in an attempt to save her failing marriage, but her husband left anyway. Wealthy, well-connected and ambitious - she planned to run for the Senate in 2004 - she was also a lonely, bitter individual who drank too much. She loved Nicole but was unable to show it in any meaningful way, choosing to criticise instead of praise at every opportunity. 

Jaime Roth

A college student at Coastal U. He first met Brooke when she was invited to a frat party by his ex, Flynn Hudson. He tracked Brooke down and they began dating. However, an innocent sleep-over caused Mike to ban her from seeing him, then he changed his mind and invited him to dinner. Brooke later caught him with his ex and the romance was terminated.

Penelope Poppins

Was the psychotic English nanny hired by Nicole and Mary Cherry to look after their pretend babies because they didn't have the time or inclination to deal with them. She abused them and was fired.

Brad

Was the handsome leader of the Alateen group that Nicole claimed was the only reason why she attended. When he was replaced by the not so handsome Marvin and she stayed on, the truth was revealed.

Ashley Pesano aka Ashley #1

Along with Ashley Carmichael (#2) and Ashley Webb (#3) she was a patient of the eating disorder clinic. She took a shine to Sugar, but despite Brooke's encouragement he decided not to pursue a relationship with her under these circumstances.

Nurse Gretchen

Runs the eating disorder clinic and has fifteen years experience of doing so.

Nurse Dan

Looked after Harrison and Clarence.

Clarence

17-year-old leukeamia patient who died while awaiting a bone marrow transplant. Very religious, but not from conviction, more as a form of fire insurance.

God (Ann-Margaret)

Harrison's delusion of a higher being, given to Delphic utterances when asked a direct question.

Candi Baux

The 'joy therapist' who was gifted to Harrison in order to relieve him of his virginity. He decided not to use her services. And after attending Ms Glass' musical play about STD's she decided to return to phone sex as it's safer.

Erik Estrada

The famous actor and traffic cop look-alike, hired to help Cherry Cherry overcome a past trauma, but who ended up marrying her. I note that the mystery police officer wore a name badge, it read: Erik Estrada. 

Leo Ferrara

Handsome older brother of Carmen and former high school football star. A Harley riding college drop-out who attracted Nicole's attention. He quickly brushed her off in favour of Sam. He'd lost confidence, come back home to regroup, and was currently dating an ex-cheerleader who now serves pizza. He offered tennis lessons to make some money and taught April, May and Sam. Sam tricked him into attending a family meal as her date. He played along with that, but he wouldn't take her virginity as she'd hoped.

Calamity Jones

The grief councellor brought in to help after April Tuna's 'death'. She proved to be neither use nor ornament.

Pablo

Carmen's Spanish speaking salsa partner, nephew of the dance teacher who thinks she has three left feet. She mistakes his professional charm for something else, but after realising Carmen has fallen for him, he asks her out on a date.

Suzie Klein

Vengeful travel agent who impersonated the CDC's Dr Joanie Salk in order to terrorise Mary Cherry and company who lost her commission prize of a holiday at Sandals by cancelling their trip to Cancun.