Fandom: Golden Girls
Author's Notes: Touchstone beat me to the punchline.
Summary: Sophia's reaction to catching Dorothy and Blanche in bed together.
Sophia had never seen anything more disturbing. She had walked into Dorothy's room without knocking, like she normally did, and found her daughter and Blanche in bed. Together.
"Oh, pussycat! How did it come to this? I know you can't land a man to save your life, but was it really that bad-"
"-Ma-" Dorothy tried interjecting.
"-Don't ma me, Dorothy! No daughter of mine would get in bed with that two-bit, two-timing floozy!"
"Aren't you going to say anything in my defence?" Blanche prodded. Dorothy merely shrugged; her mom was painting an accurate picture so far.