Title: "Blanche's Closet"
Fandom: Golden Girls
Author's Notes: Touchstone beat me to the punchline.
Summary: Dorothy is amazed at the variety of Blanche's closet.
"Do you really need all of this? There's enough clothes in here to keep everyone in Miami dressed for years."
"Those aren't all clothes," Blanche laughed, "Some of those are costumes."
"Costumes?" Dorothy rose an eyebrow skeptically. "What do you mean costumes?"
"Think about it, Dorothy!" The taller woman did think about it, and when it finally donned on her, she wanted to smack Blanche upside the head like she normally did to Rose after one of her St. Olaf stories concluded. This was Blanche, after all!
"Oh…" Dorothy trailed off, turning around to find her dressed as a cowgirl.